My Morning Entertainment...

 Yes, I know...I am easily amused!

We all know there are some, um, "challenging" people on Craigslist...and here is the story of one!

I found this vanity last night. Nice enough, but all the original hardware is missing, and they've made new holes for single knobs...and the finish is in bad shape. Of course, this means patching the holes, finding new handles with the right spread, and stripping off the finish before painting. We're up for the challenge.  The asking price was $150. Not awful, but a bit high considering the hardware is gone. I sent what I thought was a nice email:

 Hi there,

I'm interested in your vanity.  Are you negotiable on price at all?  Also, could we come tomorrow to have a look and pick up if it works out?

You can reply to this email or text me at xxx-xxx-xxxx

Thanks so much, I appreciate your time!

Michele

It's polite and pleasant, right?  Here is the response

No

Yep, just "NO". Not "I'm firm on price and busy tomorrow, but I'd be happy to show it to you on Saturday"....just, "NO". 

So that gave us a good laugh this morning.  Kenny said "let me see this vanity" so I went to the link. Clearly, no one else thought $150 was a good price, either, because this is now what the listing says:

PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL SAYING THAT YOU WILL PAY 100 CASH. I have had this table appraised.

Oh, and the price went up to $175...I want to email and ask for a copy of the appraisal ;0) 

What's your best Craigslist story?  We have so many, it's hard to choose!

Let Me Call You Sweetheart...

Finally!

Vibrant and unabashedly pretty

We call it "Sweetheart"

Sweetheart is a charming, bold pink...

 With these saturated, vibrant hues

we recommend numerous coats

(this is four)

 We prefer to seal all of our projects

(milk or chalk paint)

with Burnishing Paste

You can wax or glaze right over it, once dry

(half hour or so)

 Another great tip is to use Anti-Foaming Agent

to help this richly pigmented colors mix into the water

(although hot water and 15 minutes works ok, too!)

Love this color as much as we do?

You can purchase it in our Etsy Shop

Or directly from The Real Milk Paint Company

Happy Chic

I was walking through JC Penney today,

on my way into the mall to pay the cable bill

(yawn)

when THIS caught my eye

I think I ran down the escalator to have a closer look

It's lacquered AND it's vibrant blue!

What the heck is this doing at JCP?

I looked around...and gasped!

Jonathan Adler has a line at JCP

Say wha...

Behold the gorgeousness

I fully expected to find Ikea or Target quality furniture

(sure, it looks cute, but it's not exactly heirloom quality, right? 

None of that stuff will end up being the antiques of future generations...)

and I was pleasantly surprised to find nice craftsmanship 

 

The guys setting up the shop within the shop probably thought I was nuts

because I was flipping chairs upside down and crouching down to look underneath tables!

The price point reflects the quality, however...

The desk that had me swooning?

$900

This is a good thing, I think...

see, when mass-market stores like Ikea, Target, etc

 sell furniture or knock-offs of hand-made goods

(hello, Threshold, I'm talking to you!)

it gives the impression that this is what these things should cost

People who've never stepped foot into a high quality furniture store

see a desk at Ikea that looks darling and costs $199 and that becomes the barometer

of what a desk should cost

A mainstream store like JCP, which isn't what I would consider "high end" 

(I'd say it's pretty accessible for the average person, wouldn't you?)

is probably taking a big gamble with these price points,

but I think (I hope) it will introduce a wider audience to a higher quality,

 higher price point piece of furniture

that is meant to last...

Not to mention, GREAT style :0) 

I definitely see myself picking up more than a few accessories from this line...

Here is the link if you want to check it out for yourself...

Jonathan Adler Happy Chic

 

I shouldn't be surprised, I guess...Sephora is now inside JCP, and lots of cool brands I like 

such as Buffalo and Mango are available there

What do you think? Are you surprised to see a traditionally inexpensive department store

carrying such an upscale product line?  

Doubt...

Do you let small comments shake your confidence?

I have to admit, sometimes, they do make me second-guess myself!

For example,

when we first opened the studio, it was intended to be just that...a working studio

It's in an industrial park, and not really suited to foot traffic or retail.

but it has a small, cute little front room that serves as an office/showroom.

We figured *maybe* we'd use it for retail by appointment only, but we just weren't sure.

Would we offer classes? Not sure.

Will you sell paint? Not sure. 

Asking for a critique is one thing...

receiving them, unsolicited, is another thing entirely...

A well meaning visitor to our Open House said we had no focus or direction,

that we didn't know what we wanted the studio to be...

and I thought, "oh no, I don't have a set plan!"

but then I realized, it's OK for things to evolve.

Of course, focus is great. 

A plan is great.

But so is flexibility and just waiting to see what will unfold...

I went from being proud of what we've accomplished 

to feeling doubt based on nothing more

than one person's opinion.

Turns out, what I thought I wanted wasn't really what I wanted at all...

and I'm glad I didn't have a strict plan to adhere to

I think we'd be very unhappy now if we did!

Or how about when you find a wonderful piece to paint, and even though fifty people say

"whatever you do, it will be gorgeous"

it's the one or two people , with their passive-aggressive

"I'm just sayin'" comments that stick with you

and turn that elation and creative energy

into that icky feeling of having to defend your choice to *GASP* paint it

(#2 annoying statement? "If I were you..."  

Clearly, you are NOT so why are we pretending you are?)

Or what about when you finally realize there is value in what you do,

you realize you do it very well

and you're ready to have your prices reflect that...

and one person, upon seeing a higher price tag, says

"You're selling that for WHAT?!"

and you think "oh, am I crazy to think I'm worth that?"

Then you see a knock-off, made in China piece of junk that retails for $3000

and you realize even your higher price probably isn't enough

Moral of the story?

Don't let those "innocent" comments drag you down

Focus on the great comments instead! 

I try to reflect on what is said...is there any truth in it?

No? Then shake it off and move on!

Appreciate the comments that truly come from a genuine place

and overlook the rest

Everyone won't love what we do, and that's OK

Everyone won't even like us, and that's OK, too...

if being authentic to yourself means you lose a few "friends" along the way, so be it

Truth be told, this was a little pep talk to myself

because I've allowed a few peeps to annoy the heck out of me lately

and that stops NOW :0) 

I hope you're able to relate~

If I hear dueling banjos, we're outta here!

This is not a love story...

See this dresser?

It's been on Craigslist, along with three nightstands,

for months and month.

This is what the posting said:

THIS WAS MY GRANDMOTHERS FURNITURE. OVER 30 YRS. OLD. FRENCH ANTIQUE WHITE DRESSER, WITH TWO MIRRORS. IN GREAT CONDITION. THERE ARE 3 NIGHTSTANDS THAT GO WITH IT. ALL ARE OF SAME GOLD LEAF PATTERN. I WANT TO SELL THIS AS A SET.
PLEASE MAKE A REASONABLE OFFER. all offers will seriously be considered..
PLEASE REMEMBER TO LEAVE YOUR NAME, AND NUMBER AND YOUR OFFERING PRICE. PLEASE CALL xxx-xxx-xxxx.
ALT. # xxx-xxx-xxxx NO TEXTS. CANNOT RECIEVE TEXTS, AT THIS NUMBER.
THANK YOU.
I'm taking all offers. If interested, leave me an email, with your offering prices. please be close to asking price. no unreasonable offers. thank you. 

I don't think 30yrs makes it an antique,

but I'm not an antique dealer so what do I care, right?

I contacted the seller when they first listed it

How many times in this posting does it say they will consider all offers?

I think five. Five times they mention making an offer.

So I made an offer. A reasonable offer

$50 less than the asking price

They declined stating they were FIRM ON PRICE

 Huh? 

I guess I don't fully understand the concept of 

MAKE AN OFFER

ALL OFFERS CONSIDERED

LEAVE YOUR OFFER

 

It is located over an hour from home, so I decided to pass on it...

(partially due to the drive, partially on principle)

they couldn't tell me the maker or if it was all wood

and I didn't want to make the drive without having more info

Then, a few months later, the price dropped

what did it drop to, you ask?

My initial offer price

And of course, the listing still says the same as above...

All reasonable offers considered

so I contact them again, asking what's their best price

They are FIRM, they state again.

At this point, it's sort of a running joke...

Kenny: "Anything good on CL?

Me: "No, just the Make-an-Offer-Must-Sell-But-Price-is-Firm people"

I let it sit a few more weeks, 

actually wondering why on earth it's still around...

maybe it's a disaster, or smells bad

Soon, it's relisted yet again...this time without a price

(makes it hard to make an offer close to asking price, you know?)

So I decide to bite the bullet and just pay the asking price,

whatever it happened to be this month...

(truth be told, it was the drive, not the price, that was the issue)

I have Kenny call them, 

and the husband talks to him for awhile...

and agrees to a price (only $15 less than their second asking price)

Kenny explains we are FAR away

and seller assures us he's

"got nowhere to go"

Up until now, they've only spoken to me, via email...

so they have no idea it's the same people that made an offer 

LAST YEAR

Kenny tells him we'll be there in two hours

and leaves our phone numbers, just in case

We arrive, nearly two hours later...

down at the end of a dirt road in a rural area...

and guess who is 

NOT HOME!!

We call both contact numbers, with no response...

so we leave, after waiting about 20 minutes

(it was a little too "Deliverance" to hang out, if you know what I mean...)

 so yeah, that's pretty annoying :0(  

The reason I'm not totally pissed off?

Because on the way there, an hour from home, I eye-spied

what I thought was a French dresser sitting out front, amongst the junk

In fact, it WAS a French dresser!

And not just A French dresser...It's a WHITE FINE FURNITURE dresser

circa 1930's....you know, the era of two inch thick drawer faces and solid brass hardware...

and there, right behind it, the ornately hand carved mirror, in PERFECT condition

I can't tell you what I paid for it...but it was less than I pay for a haircut!

Oh, and if you are local and have this CL ad saved, 

thinking you might make the drive

don't waste your time!

Has this happened to you?

Have you ever made concrete plans to buy something

and have the seller TOTALLY flake on you?

Glam-O-Rama

We recently had the opportunity to re-vamp

a room at a popular local salon...

the resident stylist had left with VERY short notice

and the salon owner took the vacancy

as a great time to give the space a new look

before the new stylists moved on in!

Here's where we started:

 My friends laugh when I say 'I don't hate it"

about things that I don't really like,

but don't deeply offend me...

like this room.

 I certainly didn't hate it, 

but it lacked any personality..

the rest of the salon is totally fun

and energetic,

filled with equally fun and energetic

people!

 The giant mirror must weigh 150lbs

it's HUGE!

Again, I didn't hate it...

but the oil rubbed bronze finish

seemed a bit dated and sedate for the space

 The wall color was fine...

but you didn't walk past or in to the is room and go

WOW!

 This is the image that reflected into the giant mirror...

a serious of Kirkland-esqe wall plaques

again, not terrible,

but not inspiring

Our only restrictions were that the cabinets, counter tops,

and flooring all needed to stay...

Here is what I pulled together for inspiration:

Salon Pinterest Board

I had visions of Hollywood Glam

but fun and inspiring...

a room where you could walk in feeling like Peggy

and walk out feeling like Joan

 (yes, that was a Mad Men analogy)

We selected this vibrant aqua/turquoise for the walls

Turquoise has that ability to energize yet relax at the same time...

its calming but exciting...strange how that works, isn't it?

It's a touch more green than this photo reflects...

the exact color of a gorgeous Turquoise bead necklace

The aqua makes everyone's skin look rosier,

their hair, shinier...

plus, it's a happy color

That chandelier is dunzo...

but the new one hadn't arrived when we finished up the walls

Here is the new fixture:

It will be hung over the stylists chair,

and reflect into the mirror...

I love the idea of little black shades

but don't want to diminish the light

bouncing around the room

 We selected the Donatella Damask Stencil

from Royal Design Studio

(blue is painter's tape to protect the not-getting-stenciled wall)

 Black Frost added a hint of shimmer,

but it's very subtle

Every other teardrop got a glittery turquoise shade to pick up the wall color

 Here's the mirror, redone in black lacquer

Visualize that chandelier replaced with the one above...

gorgeous, right? 

The wall color really plays well with the reddish tones in the cabinetry

(I'm angling for some blingy hardware...stay tuned!)

 The once lackluster wall is now a focal point in this room...

a backdrop for clients looking at their beautiful reflection

in that glossy mirror!

Up front, this mirror had the same oil rubbed treatment...

so we lacquered it in black, too!  

Watch for more photos once the room is completely back together

including glossy black shelves, that gorgeous chandelier,

and lovely accents in black, white, silver, and coral...

Joan would be smitten :0)

Sunshine...

We're always complaining that no one makes a true yellow...

you know, like a primary crayon

I know Pantone says Emerald Green

is the color of the year...

but we're really feelin' YELLOW

Bright, sunny, happy YELLOW

So, without further delay

allow us to introduce you to 

SUNSHINE

Sunshine is a little intimidating at first...

She appears neon yellow after the first coat

but warms right up w subsequent applications

to a true, sunny, Crayola yellow

Clearly, she's a stand-alone color,

but she's divine for use a primary to mix your own colors, too

Sunshine is available in our Etsy Shop

and is coming soon to The Real Milk Paint Co